给家人：三篇

The Greatest Wifey (Light, playful tone... Muuuuuuusic, hit it!) Hey yo, my lady! I won't say too many words of thanks (A tribute here to "My Skateboard Shoes". I really like him, it's not that simple, he has courage, and nobody is allowed to laugh at him.) Gonna start up my little car, Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Guess where I'm driving to right now? 180 an hour, driving all the way to the edge of the world! The edge, the edge, the edge... what even is the edge? What is it? (Pause. Head tilts right, right hand points out) Isn't it just looking at flowers, and more flowers? Isn't it just looking at all the pretty, pretty things? So pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, ah, ah! Little tune, little whistle, let's get it going! Go, go, take two steps, Go, go, time to turn! Stop Sign! Don't get a ticket, our fine budget for the year is all used up! (Wife shouts) Hubby, have some sense, will you?! Aye, aye, aye. THE. WIFE. IS. THE. GREAT-EST. (Pause here, read word by word with emphasis) You sit tight in the back, and I'll hit the road again. You want a steady ride, I'll give you a steady ride. You want a wild party, I'll give you a wild party. Still don't believe me? Sigh, then what do you want me to say? Guess I can only... Hahahahaha, and haha again!

Mother If there is a sentient jade in this world it belongs to none other than you my mom Ancient texts modern writings or opera scripts all gather their essence from your spirit Turning bitter into sweet as wise as wood transforming the mundane into the magical you have great skills Cultivating immortality and following the Dao seems distant and obscure returning you are right here in the soy sauce and tea

Why Didn't I Write About My Dad Dad dad dad Mom mom mom Dad mom dad mom dad dad mom You two are destined to fight and clash You two are destined to be tangled up Steaming me roasting me and lifting me up Only now do I understand the great creation Hehehe thank you both how wonderful the three of us are