给我未来的学生们：三篇

1. 《孩子们 老师来了》 孩子们 老师来了 老师很笨 老师会犯错 老师会有情绪 请你们多教教我 多担待点老师 多指出我的不足 老师没什么了不起 不过也是从什么都不会 慢慢走过来的 但这也很了不起 因为一路艰辛 只有你们自己体会 才能切身领会 但老师知道 正是因为连笨笨蠢蠢的老师 都可以走到今天 你们呀 也是可以的哦 哦对了 老师啊 最喜欢你们怪 你们不怪 老师不爱 嘿 说你呢 不是让你刻意凹造型 而是让你 做你本来的样子 本本真真 天真烂漫 活泼可爱 爱爱爱爱 可可可可 就是得劲 就是玩 玩给自己看 记住了么 嗨 忘了也没啥 你总会明白的 老师下次 变个法儿再讲 就是喽

Kids, the Teacher is Here Kids, the teacher is here The teacher is clumsy, the teacher makes mistakes, the teacher gets emotional Please teach me more, bear with the teacher a little more, point out more of my shortcomings The teacher is nothing special, just someone who slowly walked over from knowing nothing at all But that is also very special, because the hardships along the way, only when you experience it yourself can you truly understand But the teacher knows, precisely because even a clumsy and foolish teacher can make it to today You guys, can do it too you know Oh right, the teacher, likes it most when you are weird, if you aren't weird, the teacher doesn't love it Hey, I'm talking to you I'm not asking you to deliberately strike a pose But asking you, to be exactly how you originally are Authentic and true, innocent and romantic Lively and cute Love love love love, cute cute cute cute Just feeling good Just playing Playing for yourself to see Got it? Hey, it's fine if you forget You will understand eventually Next time, the teacher will explain it in a different way And that will be that

2. 《你们都是我的冠军》 你们都是我的冠军 但不是冠军又怎样 只要参与 都是精彩 没能参与 又怎样 也许 你被什么事情 羁绊住了呢 来日方长 总有机会的 弯弯绕绕 哎呀 也是好风景 好时光啊 路上遇到些难事？ So what！ 想想猴哥 想想三藏 连八戒 都挺过去坚持下来了 你们难道不行么 （此处应有大量《西游》BGM） 这些歌单 老师给你们藏下来了 就当是一路上的锦囊 寂寞的时候 听一听吧 不孤单的 爱你哦 么么哒

You Are All My Champions You are all my champions But so what if you're not the champion As long as you participate, it's all spectacular So what if you couldn't participate Maybe, you were tied down by something else There's plenty of time ahead There will always be chances The twists and turns, oh my, are also good scenery, good times Met some tough things on the road? So what! Think of Brother Monkey, think of Sanzang Even Bajie pushed through and held on Are you telling me you guys can't? (There should be a massive amount of Journey to the West BGM here) These playlists The teacher has tucked them away for you Just treat them as a survival kit for the road When you're lonely, take a listen You won't be alone Love you, mwah

3. 《老师爱你们 好爱你们啊》 老师爱你们 好爱你们啊 虽然我面前空无一人 我对着这破电脑敲敲敲敲 但我好像 已经看到你们了 就在那里 一个 两个 好像不止呢 那片笑声 好像越来越近了呢 OMG 老师又做梦 又发疯了 但江南七怪的故事 你们读过了吧 那里的浪漫 艰险 勇气 与无奈 你们又体会了多少呢 去体验吧 人生的广阔 有那么多种可能 万不要被某一个人 某一片天 束缚了你的想象 限制了你的人生 但是如果 那个人 那片天 真的拘束了你 想一想 也许那个人 那片天 也有自己的想象和束缚 也需要人来解救呢 那好办了 找它 找他 找她 管它是啥 whatever 聊聊 好好聊聊 开诚布公地聊聊 眼睛对眼睛那样聊聊 就像海瑞和他媳妇儿那样 看看彼此吧 笑一笑吧 抱一抱 吻一吻吧 这个世界 放眼望去 尽是温柔 又尽是万般无奈 如果你还是没明白 那就去读红楼 去梦红楼 去红楼 梦 那个梦很美 包罗万象 气象万千 那个梦也很苦 但正因为苦 才给你机会去体会 去感慨 去涕零 哎 你说红楼太难 好吧 那看看《天龙八部》 总可以了吧 那里面不是亦有无尽悲欢么 但别只顾着伤情 老师这里这么多引用 你看到的 听到的 感到的 是不是乐呀 乐呀 逍遥呀 快活呀 爱爱爱不完哪 还不明白？ 去看看小李飞刀如何？ 金庸大侠已经够火了（Sorry 金庸老师 我对您无比尊重） 咱给古龙大哥的直播间 来点人气行不 我得给我大哥站队 哼哼哼 好了好了 老师又要疯了 收！

The Teacher Loves You, Loves You So Much The teacher loves you Loves you so much Even though there is no one in front of me I am typing typing typing typing at this broken computer But it feels like, I can already see you Right there One, two Seems like more than that That patch of laughter, seems to be getting closer and closer OMG The teacher is dreaming and acting crazy again But the story of the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan, you guys have read it right The romance, peril, courage, and helplessness in there How much of it have you grasped Go experience it The vastness of life, has so many possibilities By all means do not let a certain someone, a certain patch of sky Bind your imagination, limit your life But if That someone, that patch of sky, really did constrain you Think about it Maybe that someone, that patch of sky Also has its own imagination and constraints And also needs someone to save them Then it's easy Find it, find him, find her, whatever it is, whatever Chat Have a good chat Chat openly and honestly Chat eye to eye like that Just like Hai Rui and his wife Look at each other Smile a little Give a hug, give a kiss Looking out at this world It is full of tenderness And full of utter helplessness If you still don't get it Then go read the Red Chamber Go dream of the Red Chamber, go to the Red Chamber, dream That dream is beautiful, all-encompassing, majestic That dream is also very bitter, but exactly because it's bitter It gives you a chance to experience, to sigh, to shed tears Sigh, you say the Red Chamber is too hard Alright Then check out Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, that should do right Aren't there endless sorrows and joys in there too But don't just focus on the heartbreak The teacher has so many references here What you see, hear, and feel Isn't it joy? Joy, carefree, happy Can't love it enough Still don't get it? How about checking out Little Li's Flying Dagger? Great Hero Jin Yong is already popular enough (Sorry Teacher Jin Yong, I have the utmost respect for you) Let's bring some traffic to Big Brother Gu Long's livestream channel, alright? I have to take my Big Brother's side Hmph hmph hmph Alright alright, the teacher is going crazy again, wrap it up!