大圣爷爷

小猴（有点扭捏，有点不敢靠前，但是又鼓起勇气去找大圣爷爷）： 爷爷，听说您神通广大，当年打得十万天兵无处可藏。 现在又几千年过去了，您是不是已经学会了一百七十二般变化呀？ 哎呀，我好想和您学本事啊，哪怕教我一招半式也好呀。 大圣爷爷（有点故作高冷，又有点受用，心里其实美滋滋的，但脸上露出温和的笑容，还有一点觉得自己很牛的那种感觉）： 好了，小家伙，你过来吧。你叫什么名字呀？ （大圣爷爷的眼神落在小猴身前的胸牌上。） 哦，原来你叫小李探花呀。小李探花的牌子你留着吧，我再给你起个名。 让我想想，让我想想啊…… （其实已经想到了，但是又故意沉吟了一会儿。） 就叫—— 〔这里先留白，我还没想好。〕

Little Monkey (a bit shy, a bit hesitant to step forward, but gathers the courage to go find Grandpa Sage): Grandpa, I heard you have vast magical powers, back then you beat a hundred thousand celestial troops until they had nowhere to hide. Now thousands of years have passed, have you already learned a hundred and seventy-two transformations? Oh my, I really want to learn skills from you, even if you just teach me half a move or a single trick that would be great. Grandpa Sage (acting a bit aloof on purpose, but also kind of flattered, actually feeling pretty sweet inside, but showing a gentle smile on his face, with a little bit of that feeling that he's a total badass): Alright, little guy, come over here. What's your name? (Grandpa Sage's eyes land on the name badge on Little Monkey's chest.) Oh, so your name is Little Li Tanhua. You keep the Little Li Tanhua badge, I'll give you another name. Let me think, let me think... (Actually he has already thought of it, but deliberately ponders for a moment.) Let's call you— [Leaving this blank for now, I haven't figured it out yet.]